Showing posts with label vents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vents. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Warning, vent ahead......
Anyone who knows me, knows that I have a love/hate relationship with diet coke. I. AM. ADDICTED. I climb on the wagon every so often for a few weeks at best, and then in a weak moment, throw myself off the back and run frantically to the nearest drive thru that offers coke products. Well, at this exact moment....I'm off the wagon. So, I'm in my happy place, (the drive thru) waiting to get my X-tra LARGE diet coke. Happily hand over my 2 bucks and drive away.............ah crap. They freakin gave me regular coke......GRRRR, by the time I realize this, Ive already left the drive thru and am headed back to work from my lunch hour. I'm running late too, otherwise I would've gone back, handed drive thru girl my coke, made her drink some and ask her if she thought that was what diet tasted like. Yes, in the grand scheme of things, it's certainly not the end of the world, but at that moment, when I'm anticipating the deliciousness of bubbly diet coke and I end up sputtering and spitting out regular....it felt pretty dang close to the end of my world. *ok, vent over, returning now to our regularly scheduled program* ;)
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Men at Work
Ewwwww....*sniff, sniff*, what in the hell is that stench? Oh, nevermind, it's just my co-worker lettin loose in his office. Yes, this is what happens when you work with men.
The one in the back office belches, the one across from me.......I can literally HEAR him breathe, like the whistling through the nasal passages whistling......ugh! And then, there's the one with the flatuence problem. He does try ( I think) to keep from stinkin up the office, because he keeps a can of air freshener in his office and I know to go turn on my scentsy lamp when I hear the spray of his can a goin......seriously can you not take your problem to the bathroom? Or, maybe shut your office door? One day it was so bad that my scentsy warmer couldn't even cover the smell..... maybe I should just turn it on first thing in the morning and maybe that would help!
For the most part these guys are absolutely great to work with and I wouldn't trade them for any of the other guys in the whole office, but once and awhile.....all the maleness just gets a little old. I definitely need to take a break and go surround myself with girly stuff!!
The one in the back office belches, the one across from me.......I can literally HEAR him breathe, like the whistling through the nasal passages whistling......ugh! And then, there's the one with the flatuence problem. He does try ( I think) to keep from stinkin up the office, because he keeps a can of air freshener in his office and I know to go turn on my scentsy lamp when I hear the spray of his can a goin......seriously can you not take your problem to the bathroom? Or, maybe shut your office door? One day it was so bad that my scentsy warmer couldn't even cover the smell..... maybe I should just turn it on first thing in the morning and maybe that would help!
For the most part these guys are absolutely great to work with and I wouldn't trade them for any of the other guys in the whole office, but once and awhile.....all the maleness just gets a little old. I definitely need to take a break and go surround myself with girly stuff!!
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