a case of flatassititus, this comes from sitting...pretty much consistently for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week. Symptoms include; lopsided buttocks, numbing, feeling of pins and needles, the uncontrollable urge to jump out of chair, grouchiness, restlessness, and the need to strangle the next person who walks in the office.
To reduce side affects, it is recommended to get up, stretch, walk around the building, climb stairs, or go on a diet coke run.
Diet coke run is #1 on the list!!!
I'm outta here!! ;)