Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Yep, I've got it.........

a case of flatassititus, this comes from sitting...pretty much consistently for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week. Symptoms include; lopsided buttocks, numbing, feeling of pins and needles, the uncontrollable urge to jump out of chair, grouchiness, restlessness, and the need to strangle the next person who walks in the office.

To reduce side affects, it is recommended to get up, stretch, walk around the building, climb stairs, or go on a diet coke run.

Diet coke run is #1 on the list!!!

I'm outta here!! ;)

6 comments:

  1. I nearly just choked on my drink. Too funny but so true!!

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  2. hehehehehe you are too funny1 loved it! drinking my diet coke right now!

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  3. I love me my Diet Coke. When I'm sleepy...I reach for one!!

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  4. Teehee, diet coke.
    I may have this, but just the need to strangle the person next to me LOL.

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  5. haha I completely agree (except I would go for diet dr. pepper)! I hate sitting in my chair all day!

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